Neighbor quarrel

I am a fan of the mobile judge.

And especially about neighborhood disputes.

That's why today we have a list of 15 tips on how to turn a neighborhood dispute into a real mess.

1. Park your car in front of your neighbor's house as standard.
2. Buy a pinball machine that makes a lot of noise. Put it against your neighbor's wall and play pinball at 3 in the morning.
3. Move the fence or gate in the garden a little towards your neighbours.
4. Order a huge incontinence package and have it delivered to your neighbors.
5. Don't throw your garden waste in the organic waste bin, but set it on fire. Preferably when the neighbours' washing is hanging outside to dry.
6. Give your daughter a fork and let her draw a big picture on the neighbor's car.
7. Make your dog poo in front of your neighbors door as a standard. Buy 2 more dogs and teach them to do the same.
8. Don't throw your garden waste in the organic waste bin, but in your neighbours' garden. Other waste is also suitable.
9. On a beautiful summer evening, when your neighbours are sitting outside in the garden, light a good smelly cigar. Or better yet: light the barbecue again around midnight. Of course one on coal, gas or electric give too little smoke.
10. Demolish a few things of your neighbors (when they are not home), such as the doorbell, a few garden plants, or outdoor toys.
11. Always put your household waste on the neighbours' doorstep. Preferably when maggots or flies are already emerging.
12. Spread some gossip about your neighbors around the street.
13. Take a walk through your neighbor's garden every now and then, especially through the flower beds.
14. Threaten to call in the mobile judge.
15. Organize a party with a band playing Rammstein music without telling your neighbors.

Of course I don't want to give you any ideas if your relationship with your neighbors is already problematic. I would never do these things myself. Remember that your neighbors can read these tips too.

If you are really fed up with your neighbors, you can choose a moving van here. I would look for another house first.

If your neighbors are fed up with you, you can tell them that you do you know an address? where they can rent a moving van.