{"id":35918,"date":"2022-12-08T21:14:58","date_gmt":"2022-12-08T19:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/?p=35918"},"modified":"2025-12-02T10:31:59","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T08:31:59","slug":"swing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/blog\/schommel\/","title":{"rendered":"3 swings are never enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mid-1970s.<\/p>\n<p>Swings still do not exist.<\/p>\n<p>Trampolines are only found in theme parks, not in your back garden.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In our back garden stands a huge cherry tree. Every year, huge dark red, sweet cherries hang on it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To entice us to play outside, my father hangs a swing from one of the branches.<\/p>\n<p>I think that's great. Swinging, the higher the better. Swinging so hard that your feet touch other branches.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My little sister loves the swing too.<\/p>\n<p>And my little brother too.<\/p>\n<p>And the neighbour's boy too.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s going to cause a row. And not a small one, either.<\/p>\n<p>When no one is looking, I just yank my little brother off the swing.<\/p>\n<p>Can I swing again myself.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But yeah, little brother rats on my action to my dad, of course.<\/p>\n<p>So my dad hangs another swing in the tree. And another one.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But that doesn't help.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One swing remains the most popular. It swings the best.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone wants in on that.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So more swings weren't the solution.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What then?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Essentially very simple: divide the swing time on the most popular swing by the swing time on the other swings.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This is how we try to distribute the most popular cars among people who want to rent a car.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The busiest moving day is the Saturday of the month. That's when everyone wants to move.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We can, of course, keep buying more buses.<\/p>\n<p>That doesn't solve anything, though: at some point you'll have enough buses that are only rented out on Saturdays, and stand idle the rest of the week.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Would you like to see how we solve that?\u00a0<a href=\"tel:00433521100\">Call us<\/a>, and tell us when you want to move. We'll make sure it happens, without you having to argue with all the other people who also want to move that day.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halverwege jaren \u201870. Wipkippen bestaan nog niet. Trampolines staan alleen in pretparken, niet in je achtertuin. &nbsp; In onze achtertuin staat een enorme kersenboom. Elk jaar hangen daar enorme donkerrode, zoete kersen aan. &nbsp; Om ons te verleiden buiten te spelen, hangt mijn vader een schommel aan \u00e9\u00e9n van de takken. Dat vind ik geweldig. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":41927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,49,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-auto-huren","category-bestelbus-huren","category-blog"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35918"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41926,"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35918\/revisions\/41926"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adremlimburg.nl\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}