Neighbour dispute

I'm a fan of the 'Rijdende Rechter'.

And especially neighbourly disputes.

Therefore, today a list of 15 tips on how to let a neighbourly dispute spiral out of control.

1. Park your car in front of your neighbour's house as standard.
2. Buy a pinball machine that makes a lot of noise. Put it against your neighbours‘ wall and play pinball at 3 o'clock in the morning.
3. Move the fence or gate in the garden a bit towards your neighbours.
4. Order a massive incontinence package and have it delivered to your neighbours.
5. Don't put your garden waste in the compost bin, but set it on fire. Preferably when the neighbours' laundry is hanging outside to dry.
6. Give your little girl a fork and let her make a big drawing on the neighbours' car.
7. Let your dog defecate at your neighbours' door as standard. Buy two more dogs and teach them to do the same.
8. Don't put your garden waste in the food and garden waste bin, put it in your neighbour's garden. Other waste is also suitable.
9. On a pleasant summer evening, when your neighbours are sitting in their garden, light a good, smelly cigar. Or even better: light up the barbecue again at midnight. Of course, make sure it's a charcoal one, as gas or electric don't produce enough smoke.
10. Steal a few things from your neighbours (when they're not home), like the doorbell, some garden plants, or outdoor toys.
11. Put your household waste on the neighbours' pavement as standard. Preferably when maggots or flies are already coming out of it.
12. Spread some gossip about your neighbours around the street.
13. Occasionally walk through your neighbours' garden, especially through the flowerbeds.
14. Threaten to call in the tow truck.
15. Organise a party with a band that plays Rammstein music, without informing your neighbours.

Naturally, I don't want to give you any ideas if your relationship with your neighbours is already problematic. Of course, I would never do these things myself. Remember that your neighbours might also read these tips.

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